Journal #29: The Biggest CD of the Year

I do not really buy compact disks (otherwise known as CD's). I usually just buy individual songs off of iTunes and put them on my iPod, rather than buying a full CD album or whole CD. Therefore, I really do not have a favorite CD album, just favorite songs. However, I am going to convince you to buy a CD that I am going to make up, seeing as I do not have a favorite one. So here goes.

Is your favorite holiday Christmas? Do you just love listening to Christmas music, but are you saddened because Christmas music does not play on the radio 24/7? Well, if that is you, then we have a great deal for you. Right now, the biggest CD of the world has come out! IT'S "CHRISTMAS YEAR ROUND," by various artists! This CD is specifically designed for those Christmas lovers who want the joy and cheer to last all year! This is a perfect present for the holidays and a great way to let the season keep going! "Christmas Year Round" has a wide selection of songs, including "Jingle Bells," "Frosty the Snowman," "Away in a Manger," "Silent Night," "Oh Christmas Tree," "Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer," "Winter Wonderland," "Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow," and many more! How can we fit so many great Christmas songs on one CD, you may ask? Well we can't!!!! That is why we include a bonus disk containing all those extra songs just for you! This is the perfect opportunity to get a great deal on some great music. If you order right now, you will receive one CD that carries FIFTY Christmas songs, one BONUS CD that holds twenty Christmas tunes, and we will even throw in another CD containing all your classics in jazz style! That is right! You get three CD's!! If you order in the next minute we will throw in a decorated CD case to go along with your Christmas CD's. You must be thinking, "This will cost a fortune!" But it won't! Order now and you will get the three CD's and the decorated case all for just two payments of $15.99 plus shipping and handling.* Just call 1-800-ALL-YEAR. That's right! 1-800-ALL-YEAR!!! So order now to get "Christmas Year Round," the biggest CD of the year to keep you in the spirit of Christmas year round!

*Shipping and handling costs amount to $5.98, except in Vermont, Ohio, and Rhode Island, where it costs $5.99.

Well, I hope you are ready to buy that fantastic CD of "Christmas Year Round!"

(Also, please understand that this a fake CD, and therefore, you are unable to order it. This is simply a journal, so please do not think that this is a real sale's ad, because it is not. There is no such CD as "Christmas Year Round.")